Here’s a Family Fortunes-style quiz with 15 questions focused on things you should not say to your wife. The answers are ranked based on common responses, with the answers provided at the end of the quiz.
Family Fortunes: Things You Should Not Say to Your Wife Edition
1. What is something you should not say to your wife when she’s upset?
2. What is something you should never say to your wife about her appearance?
3. What is something you should not say to your wife after she spends a lot of time preparing a meal?
4. What is something you should never say to your wife when she’s telling you about her day?
5. What is something you should not say to your wife if she asks you to do something?
6. What is something you should not say to your wife when she’s talking about her feelings?
7. What is something you should never say to your wife about her family?
8. What is something you should not say to your wife about her spending habits?
9. What is something you should not say to your wife if she’s trying to look sexy?
10. What is something you should never say to your wife when she’s tired?
11. What is something you should not say to your wife if she asks if she looks good in a certain outfit?
12. What is something you should never say to your wife about her work or career?
13. What is something you should not say to your wife about her age?
14. What is something you should never say to your wife if she’s upset with you?
15. What is something you should not say to your wife when she’s giving you constructive criticism?
Answers:
1. What is something you should not say to your wife when she’s upset?
- “Calm down” (50)
- “You’re being too emotional” (25)
- “It’s not a big deal” (15)
- “I don’t have time for this right now” (10)
2. What is something you should never say to your wife about her appearance?
- “You look tired” (45)
- “Are you sure you want to wear that?” (30)
- “You used to be hotter” (15)
- “That’s not flattering on you” (10)
3. What is something you should not say to your wife after she spends a lot of time preparing a meal?
- “This is good, but I’ve had better” (40)
- “I’m not that hungry” (30)
- “This could use more salt” (20)
- “You didn’t make my favourite” (10)
4. What is something you should never say to your wife when she’s telling you about her day?
- “That sounds boring” (45)
- “I don’t have time to listen” (30)
- “Why are you always complaining?” (15)
- “That’s not my problem” (10)
5. What is something you should not say to your wife if she asks you to do something?
- “I’ll do it later” (50)
- “Why don’t you do it?” (25)
- “That’s your job” (15)
- “I’m too tired” (10)
6. What is something you should not say to your wife when she’s talking about her feelings?
- “You’re overreacting” (40)
- “Stop being so sensitive” (30)
- “It’s not that serious” (20)
- “I don’t know why you’re upset” (10)
7. What is something you should never say to your wife about her family?
- “I don’t like your family” (50)
- “Why do we always have to spend time with them?” (25)
- “Your parents are too involved” (15)
- “They’re really annoying” (10)
8. What is something you should not say to your wife about her spending habits?
- “You spend too much money” (45)
- “We can’t afford that” (30)
- “You’re being irresponsible with money” (15)
- “You always buy stuff we don’t need” (10)
9. What is something you should not say to your wife if she’s trying to look sexy?
- “You’re trying too hard” (40)
- “I’ve seen you in that before” (30)
- “I’m not in the mood” (20)
- “Why are you dressing like that?” (10)
10. What is something you should never say to your wife when she’s tired?
- “You’re always tired” (50)
- “Just get over it” (25)
- “Why don’t you get some rest?” (15)
- “I’m more tired than you” (10)
11. What is something you should not say to your wife if she asks if she looks good in a certain outfit?
- “You look fine” (40)
- “It’s okay” (30)
- “That’s not your best look” (20)
- “I think you have better clothes” (10)
12. What is something you should never say to your wife about her work or career?
- “You should stay at home” (45)
- “Is your job really that important?” (30)
- “I think you should change careers” (15)
- “I could never do what you do” (10)
13. What is something you should not say to your wife about her age?
- “You’re getting old” (50)
- “You don’t look your age” (25)
- “Aren’t you too old for that?” (15)
- “I can’t believe how old you are now” (10)
14. What is something you should never say to your wife if she’s upset with you?
- “You’re being unreasonable” (50)
- “I don’t know what your problem is” (30)
- “You’re just making a big deal out of nothing” (15)
- “This is your fault” (5)
15. What is something you should not say to your wife when she’s giving you constructive criticism?
- “You’re just trying to tell me what to do” (50)
- “I don’t need your advice” (25)
- “You always criticize me” (15)
- “I don’t want to hear it right now” (10)
This quiz focuses on things that you should not say to your wife, with answers ranked based on typical responses in a Family Fortunes-style survey. The numbers represent the survey score (the percentage of people who gave each answer). Enjoy!